My great, great, great, great grandpappy was Hezekiah CALVIN. My ggggrandpappy, Barney (no kin to Barney Fife however), and his brother Jacob Page married Hezekiah's daughters. Wait a minute, something ain't right with this picture! Relations marrying relations? Ain't there some law against that? So I guess that makes us Pages all CALVINS. Hezekiah was a member of the Mulberry Creek Two Cents in the Spirit-Filled Baptist Church as recorded in 1820. Mulberry Creek is a part of the Indian Creek district on the banks of the Ibeswitched Fork River in Dekalb County, Tennessee. Now you know why my roots grow deep in hyper-Calvinism! Ha! Like the Two Cents view, it hardly exists at all today. I just can't understand why people laugh at me and say I am a pervert and a chubby one at that.
Oh, by the way... today is my birthday! Oh Happy Birthday to me, Oh Happy Birthday to me!